THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF ALL CONDOMS

tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

(via satan-the-kat)

family: treats you like shit
family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
family: says that you'll never have a successful future
family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible


genalovestoons:

Professor Layton And Da Curious Funk ~ Sir Ridley

oh man that reminds me of this old drawing from the first time I heard it

(via frogeprince)

about 85% of my at-home diet is eliminated when we are out of milk

Crash, Yer on my Bird: supershawarmalock: arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking... ?

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via nintendonut1)

GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

(via decapitatedcorgi)

Friendly reminder that

orderlybunker:

  • Tumblr will remain independent
  • Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
  • The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
  • There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
  • The terms and conditions will remain the same
  • Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
  • ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

(via nintendonut1)

If you’re staying on Tumblr, reblog this.

(Source: originalgrin, via decapitatedcorgi)

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

That

(Source: castiel-is-falling, via 99bottlesofassbuttonthewall)