YES. REALLY.

ASK ME ANYTHING, DEAR CHILDREN OF MY FAILURES, AND IT WILL BE ANSWERED IN DUE TIME. I BREATHE AND FART MUSIC. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MY ART OR MY WRITING AND I ALSO LOVE LAMP AND KNOW EXACTLY WHERE MY SCREWDRIVER AND TOWEL ARE. I SING A LITTLE SONG WHEN I OPEN MY E-MAIL. ROLEPLAYING IS EXTREMELY FUN BUT I CANNOT TURN LEFT. I ASPIRE TO BE A TRUE GENTLEMAN BUT UNTIL THAT DAY IF YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT TEXAS OR SCOTLAND I WILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS SO HARD IT FALLS OFF AND THEN EAT IT WITH BARBECUE SAUCE. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FETISH/GENDER/GENDER PREFERENCE IS. I LOVE YOU. BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON. AND ALL THE ABOVE WILL BE R-E-S-P-E-C-T-E-D ON THIS BLOG. EVERYTHING BUT TWILIGHT.




AND BEFORE YOU ASK. YES. I AM A BRONY.